January Calendar

WEEKLY OFFERINGS
AT THE CRYPT

From DJ rituals to art markets to headlining shows, every week at The Crypt promises a night worth crawling out for.

Our weekly happenings are live now — but keep your eyes on the shadows below. More events, surprises, and strange delights are always lurking just ahead…

Splatterday Night [A Synthwave Party]
Jan
16
to Jan 17

Splatterday Night [A Synthwave Party]

SPLATTERDAY NIGHT RETURNS NEXT FRIDAY TO THE CRYPT

Splatterday Night is a party for fans of Kavinsky, Carpenter Brut, Dance With The Dead, Power Glove, Perturbator, GosT, 80’s movie soundtracks, and all things synth!

DJ’s spinning Synthwave & Darksynth all night.

Friday, 1/16

DJ’s: @destryur + @splinterpicks

NO COVER

@thecryptneworleans: 1301 Saint Bernard Avenue. Doors 9pm.

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Gothlight's Carnival Noir Apparel Fair followed by Music for the Masses
Jan
17

Gothlight's Carnival Noir Apparel Fair followed by Music for the Masses

Welcome to the Carnival Noir Apparel Faire at The Crypt! Join us on January 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM for a day filled with unique new and vintage clothing pieces. Explore a variety of vendors showcasing costume items, headpieces, jewelry and more! Whether you're looking for Mardi Gras, concert wear or just every day items, this event is the perfect place to find your next statement piece. Don't miss out on this opportunity to add some edge to your wardrobe! See you there!

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Music for the Masses
Jan
17
to Jan 18

Music for the Masses

Music For The Masses returns... this time we're taking the party to The Crypt, where you'll find yourself dancing to all the dark 80s new wave tunes we all love by the likes of:

Depeche Mode, New Order, Joy Division, The Cure, Sisters Of Mercy, Bowie, The Smiths, Nitzer Ebb, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark, Duran Duran, Echo & The Bunnymen, Front 242 & More.

With DJs: Eugene Oubliette & DJ Pasta

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TICKETS

$10 EARLY BIRD

$15 DOS

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The Crypt: 1301 St. Bernard Ave., New Orleans

Doors 11pm. 21+

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NOLA DnB
Jan
23
to Jan 24

NOLA DnB

It’s a new year and we mixing up our first batch of jungle punch 🤜🌴!!! Good friend & supporter @destryur is the owner of the new venue @thecryptneworleans and has invited us to bring the jungle juice! We got a stacked line up of local talent representing drum and bass culture. @jungle.gial @sunyata47 and making his debut @bandikoot999 we also got OG residents @atek_dnb @djbrotherelectric @scottfryoux See you on the dance floor.

Friday Jan 23rd
@thecryptneworleans
1301 St. Bernard Ave
10pm
$10 door

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Splatterday Night - NEW YEARS EVE UPSIDE DOWN PARTY
Dec
31
to Jan 1

Splatterday Night - NEW YEARS EVE UPSIDE DOWN PARTY

Join us in the Upside Down for New Orleans ONLY Stranger Things themed New Years Eve as Splatterday Night takes over The Crypt.

  • Stranger Things–inspired cocktails & midnight toasts

  • 80s synth, darkwave, and dance tracks to keep you possessed on the floor

  • A countdown that bends reality — because time works differently in Hawkins

🕯️ Whether you’re a Demogorgon, an Eggo-loving hero, or just here for the vibes, this is the place to welcome 2026 in true Stranger Things style.

Doors at 9PM | Midnight in the Upside Down


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